GRAVY!

and it makes me feel so fine i can't control my brain

2003-03-06 — 4:51 p.m.

 

WOOO!

Holla, holla!

Hey everyone. Guess what i learned to do? That's right, peel and eat a carrot without touching it once! Pretty freaking cool, huh? I have also learned how to fill a water bottle without spilling any of it, how to use the dishwasher, and how to slather myself with petroleum-based ointments and lotions every hour on the hour.

The oil crisis rages on the battlefield that is my skin.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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