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WE OWN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!! I DROVE AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!! WE OWN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!!
Ok, it's not really an ice cream truck. It's a Scion XB. But doesn't it look like an ice cream truck??? It's MY FAVORITE CAR EVER!!! And we own one!! The Jetta was nice and all ... it even drove us through a lake (sort of. More like it got us stuck on the side of the road after having driven through a lake), but it wasn't an adorable box on wheels like this mofo.
Ryan thinks it's ugly. (You probably do too. Admit it.) But I think it's THE MOST GLORIOUS CAR EVER MADE IN THE UNIVERSE. EVER. LOOK AT ITS MARVELOUSNESS!!! LOOK AT IT!!! Mmm ... boxy. Mmm ... ice creamy. And I really want to learn to drive now! Really and truly!! If only to get a cone that will revolve on top of the car and a horn that will play a jingly tune and a cooler for the back that I will stock with all sorts of popsicle products!!!! MMM, POPSICLES!!! So yes, here is our new car. Only ours is blue. Bask in its awesomeness!!!!!! BASK, I SAY!!! (Ryan: "You are a freak of nature.") Yeah, but you married me, buddy. AND you let me pick out our new car!* And for those two reasons, I love you deeply.
*Ryan would like me to add here that he gets to pick the next car when we have more money. The Ice Cream Truck was very cheap, gets excellent gas mileage, has amazing visibility, and is the greatest car ever made in the history of mankind. [Ryan did not say that last part ... but he now wants me to add something about how Henry Ford himself had a premonition before he died about a car that would be too awe-inspiring for him to make in his lifetime ... a car that would strike awe into the hearts of man ... a car that is so awe-inducing that Henry Ford himself was indeed awestruck by its awesomeness. That car ... is the Scion. Preach on, Henry Ford ... Preach on.]
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